Drake Grinds Rihanna to Make Auto-Tuned Babies

At this point in her career, Rihanna sings through vocal synthesizers almost entirely about getting fucked. Her music producers used to give her more to say but nobody was buying it. “Work” is her third song with Drake that follows the general message of, I think I love him but all he wants to do is fuck me, and that’s okay too. It’s not a bad message for young girls if you’re a super practical parent raising kids in war torn Chechnya.

Work, work, work, work, work, work
He said me haffi
Work, work, work, work, work, work!
He see me do mi
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!
So me put in
Work, work, work, work, work, work
When you ah guh

Work” being Jamaican slang for sex. Just in case you didn’t catch the subtext or the title or the accompanying stage act where Drake grinds his cock into Rihanna’s ass while she coos. They used to fuck so they’re likely falling into old sex faces. Not sure why Drake is sucking his thumb, but that just adds rich context to the discussion with your kids about where bastard babies come from. These are the times you wish Al Gore hadn’t smothered Tipper in her sleep.

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