Landon Collins Made Many Babies

According to some bitch who done had his baby, New York Giants safety Landon Collins made two other babies by two other women at approximately the same time. The chick outed him on social media which got picked up by one of the many sites dedicated to black baby mama celebrity gossip not named TMZ. The three women don’t seem to know each other so that kills the pregnant foursome possibility. That might’ve gone down in history. Some things are worth AIDS risking. Still, having unprotected sex with three different women in or about the same time period is fairly impressive. Also really fucking expensive. Collins combatted that problem by encouraging one of the moms to apply for food stamps. That’s just practical. Collins still falls short of Antonio Cromartie of the Jets defensive backfield who has eleven kids by five different women. But it’s a goal to shoot for. I know it’s funny that we call them safeties. Why does daddy have a whole bag of drug store teddy bears?

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