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Lovitz and Lowndes Fucking With You

March 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Over the weekend, Beverly Hills 90210 reboot actress Jessica Lowndes started posting images of her new love affair and possible engagement with Jon Lovitz, thirty years and a hundred pounds her senior. She posted romantic pictures of the two including a nasty old guy hand sliding in between her virginal legs and the quote:

Old cows like to eat young grass.

Counter proverb. Young grass with huge titties prefers to be eaten by old rich cows. Richer than Jon Lovitz who lost his cash in comedy clubs. The 24-year olds working for DailyMail and similar seasoned journalists working off their college debt on the two-hundred year payback plan don’t have time for subtext and picked up the story as a May-December celebrity romance. Cons inevitably rely upon the greedy and the naive and Bernie Sanders rally attendees. Comedians pull pussy well beyond their league. Women love a man with a good sense of humor. Also their penchant for dying young from cardiac arrests. SAG residuals are always transferred to the last chick who blew you. It’s a very practical union.

Photo credit: Jessica Lowndes/Instagram

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