O.J. Knife Found… In 1998

Because cops are fucked up selfish people too, an off duty cop took possession of a big-ass knife unearthed by construction workers in 1998 leveling the former Brentwood home of O.J. Simpson and never reported the knife find to anyone at L.A.P.D. This was just four years after the murders while O.J. was making sex tapes and golfing in Florida. The cop kept it as memorabilia for himself which might just indicate he understood its potential significance. That cop retired a couple months ago from the force and decided to tell the guys at Robbery Homicide, hey, I found this knife buried at O.J.’s place, you guys care at all about that?

The knife is now being tested for prints and DNA. Because O.J. was already acquitted on the murder charges he can’t be charged again, even if the knife proves damning. Still, this will cause a number of black Americans to invent a brand new conspiracy theory. Also visitors to Kris Jenner’s place can stop sneaking off to look for the murder weapon in closets and crawlspaces. Those Colombian drug assassins are super clever.

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