Kate Del Castillo, The Mexican actress who accompanied Sean Penn into the jungle to meet El Chapo, claims Penn never mentioned he was on journalistic assignment for Rolling Stone. That is kind of embarrassing these days, so you could understand why somebody would keep it a secret. Castillo believed she was guiding Penn to get approval for an El Chapo biopic a couple Argentinean filmmakers were looking to produce. Sean Penn was to play El Chapo and Castillo was to suck El Chapo’s cock to seal the deal. Jennifer Lawrence knows noting of the real actress struggles.
Penn’s tedious long form appeared in Rolling Stone just a day before El Chapo was recaptured and sent off to the resort prison where he’ll run his own bullfights and launch a branded tequila line. Castillo has been backtracking herself from anything to do with his capture since she has family in Mexico and they still have heads. Penn is beloved in Latin America for house-boating with local dictators. He’s probably safe. Determining individual ethics when meeting with a fugitive drug cartel murderer seems a bit picayune. Sean Penn’s determined penis rebuilt Haiti back to its near original completely shitty self. Penn will do whatever it takes to get the film in the can. Also, free cocaine.
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