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Tila Tequila Hearts Hitler

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Tila Tequila went on a pro-Hitler social media spree in honor of the Austrian painter's birthday. She Photoshopped herself into pictures with him and lauded his achievements. No mention of his micro-penis. That would be tacky on his special day.

"And happy birthday to my past life historical figure, most epic legend of all time, Mein Furhor, Adolf Hitila! The MOST HIGH!"

"Actually, I was Hitler in a past life. That is why I still have strong ties with him in this one. #TwinFlame"

"We all knew this day was coming! The 2nd coming of Christ in the end times prophecy has been fulfilled! #HeilHitila"

You really should know how to spell führer if you're going to go full Hitler. The rest of the test is pretty easy. Tequila eased off the Nazi bit online just long enough to talk about her beautiful baby and ask for money for new apartment furniture. She's crazy, not crazy. Her end goal is unclear. Inflaming tensions to the point somebody wings her with a bullet would provide superior medical benefits to what would be offered under County Health psych commitment. It's that or selling Mercedes in the Valley. The armband is fine but you're going to want a shirt that buttons all the way to your neck.

Photo credit: Tila Tequila / Twitter

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