Emma Thompson Wants Young Chicks Off Her Front Lawn

May 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Emma Thompson is pissed that Hollywood is employing social media stats to drive much of their current casting. This as opposed to the long standing tradition of casting the actress who will fuck Michael Bay the roughest on his black leather divan. During her British film awards speech, Thompson noted how many casting notices are insisting only those with a minimum Instagram following even bother showing up. This gives a big leg up to hot chicks with huge tits and limited talent who have heretofore suffered in the shadows of society.

Thompson noted how these new directives are forcing prospective actors to delve into the world of social media thereby becoming narcissistic, self-involved, showboat clowns. No change there thought James Franco to himself as he mentally outlined his next project where his gay self interviews his straight self about his tranny self getting high with Seth Rogen and crossing cocks in the women’s room.

Actors are horribly broken people who recite other people’s words and pretend it’s magic. Losing their jobs to younger, better looking millennials is the only way in which they connect to the experience of the remainder of the world’s population. Emma Thompson has made a shit ton of TV and movies. Why not let the blonde girl taking down-blouse selfies and hashtagging #MethodActingRocks take her turn on the carousel? Your industry has a cushy position for exactly one bitter British biddy. Knock off Dame Judy Dench and give yourself a golden years career boost. 

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