LeBron’s Instagram Chick Rachel Bush in A Blue Thong

It’s not a burden being the Instagram chick LeBron tried to meet up with behind his wife’s back, it’s a mark of unique distinction. Like being Miss America or a heterosexual female golfer. Social media model isn’t a real thing. Social media model LeBron contacted to discuss how his cock might help your future career is. Johnny Carson used to bring young comedians onto the Tonight Show and rocket them to instant fame. This is like that, except with eighteen year olds whose selfies gave you a hard-on. You opened the door for Rachel Bush to opportunities in both the softcore and hardcore porn industries. Where she goes from here has to be up to her. Stop caring so much, LeBron. You’re making the rest of us look lazy.

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