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Ashley Graham Still Relatively Fat

July 13, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Stop the presses, Ashley Graham’s husband is a black dude. We definitely had him pegged as a Taylor Swift guy. She is super proud of her stretch marks, which is obviously pathetic. I have a pimple on my ass, why have I not posted it to Instagram? All the bros know we’re not perfect and we’ve got to stick together. Like most slightly fat women she aims to soak up the adulation of the fat acceptance movement while firmly distancing herself from it. Whatever’s convenient. Check any box you want, you’re overweight: 

“Just because I’m not calling myself plus-size doesn’t mean I’m not representing a woman who is… I’m giving curvy women a seat at a table that we’ve never been invited to before.”

What the fuck are you talking about? Jerry McGuire didn’t call himself black but he still represented Cuba Gooding. Curvy, sure. Use whatever euphemism you’d like. Taylor Swift isn’t thin, she’s concave. Shaq isn’t tall, he’s linear. Changing the word doesn’t change the fact you’d look better if you lost some weight. Graham claims to be a size 16, so let’s bump that up to an 18. They start at zero. 6 is pretty normal. Yours is much more. So you’re plus size. Don’t sweat it there are plenty of retired basketball players out there. 

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