Lost in the fact that Taylor Swift has been proven to be an opportunistic liar is that the whole ordeal is actually making the dead eyed Kardashian family seem likable. In short, Swift agreed to let Kanye West write a mutually beneficial rap lyric about her and proceeded to lie and say she didn’t. This irked Kim Kardashian because even loose assed whores have morals. You see this in porn. The chick doing triple anal doesn’t let dudes cum in her hair out of principle. It’s a defense mechanism which alternates between cute and pathetic depending on how many scotches you have under your belt. Kim released a video of the phone call as if recording phone calls is a normal activity. The emperors aren’t wearing any clothes. We’ve solved the mystery of these assholes’ popularity. Cross this one off the list, we can ignore them now.
Chloe Mortetz is a former child actress meaning she’s fucked up in the head. She leapt to the defense of Taylor Swift with an ominous rant about morality. Had a dude been involved she probably would have played the Woman card, but the closest thing that family has to a woman is a dude with a tit job:
“Stop wasting your voice on something so petulant and unimportant. Everyone in this industry needs to get their heads out of a hole and look around to realize what’s ACTUALLY happening in the REAL world.”
It’s almost impossible to decipher that statement. It could apply to the assassination of JFK or the ingredients in your pancakes. That’s the secret, if you’re dumb be super vague. Being the classy broad that she is, Khloe Kardashian responded by posting a photo of Moretz’s butthole. Although as it turns out it’s just some random chick’s butthole, not that of Moretz. The fact this is being discussed means we’ve hit rock bottom. There are no winners here. Except Swift. She’s got immunity and most importantly is not afraid to pull the Woman card. This does not change the fact that her vagina has the texture of a fabric softener sheet.
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