Alessandra Ambrosio Back To Not Work

Alessandra Ambrosio returned from Rio to her Brentwood routine of grabbing coffee, yoga in something low cut, and speaking kindly of her children you never see her with. Ambrosio was one of many Victoria’s Secret models tasked with hosting insipid slice of life segments in their native country during the Olympics. Or what happens in casting when Pele is unavailable.

The lingerie models served as ambassadors to a nation they ditched for better countries as soon as they got tits and a plane ticket to the Northern Hemisphere. Like how Syrian refugees speak glowingly of their homeland before the most recent rounds of beheadings, terrorism, and religious holocaust, but after the last round of the same.

It was a good gig while it lasted. Eventually the world will once again turn their attention to Brazil. When they go looking for their identity thieves. 

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