Alessandra Ambrosio Has the Life

Whatever Brazilian models lack in terms of formal education, they make up for with instinct and loose leaf pamphlets they pass around discreetly to one another with tips on making it in America and Europe. It’s like a Shawshank for super wealthy women with long tanned legs.

Everybody’s working an angle on the inside. It mostly involves pressed juice, yoga, and shopping. Once a week Alessandra Ambrosio shows up in no underwear to model accessories. That’s how women buy shoes. Hmm, they do look good on that woman my husband would die to fuck more than me. This month’s mortgage payment seems like a fair price. Do they come in eco friendly baby harp seal skin?

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