Olympic Blonde Twin Love Scrutinized

These two German spinner twins joined hands as they crossed the finish line in the Marathon to finish 81st and 82nd which was well beyond their personal best. It’s still unclear if they’ve ever done a threesome. They are German, that’s got to count for something. Lisa and Anna Hahner explained that they had been separated in the pack for several kilos and instinctively grabbed at each other once they reconvened on the exceptionally long boring course. The German athletic director doesn’t see it that way and believes this to be in poor taste and from what I’ve seen in the movies believes they should be punished by a lesbian dominatrix in a World War II era classroom: 

“Victory and medals are not the only goal. Still, every athlete in the Olympic competitions should be motivated to demonstrate his or her best performance and aim for the best possible result. Their main aim was to generate media attention. That is what we criticize.

It’s entirely possible they were piggybacking on the attention generated by the Kiwi runners who helped each other across the finish line and they know what every dude is thinking. Also that they meant nothing by it and share a platonic sisterly love. Either way I’m going to offer them my spare bedroom in America. Hopefully they’re city German and not forest people German, is it believable to say you’re a big fan of the Marathon? 

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