Sara Jean Underwood Gone Fishing

“What has she got that I don’t have?” is the first misinformed step in a journey of disappointment for so many women. Men will commit themselves as far as an overpriced pair of sneakers believing there’s little separating them from Durant. Women will enter into multiyear Middle Earth fellowships. Or in the very least, five years toiling on social media for 17,000 followers, mostly Slavic accented bots.

Why can’t you make mid-six figures from your tits gone fishing and millions of Instagram followers? The whimsies of life are what make it worth living. Don’t quit on the poorly lit studio apartment down-tops just yet. Where there is a chance that Chris Brown shoots you, there is hope.

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