Gigi Hadid Handled (VIDEO)

It’s all shits and giggles when discussing the ridiculous lives and mentalities of young celebrity models. But you can’t touch. That’s where the First Amendment ends. Or whatever they call it in Italy. Probably something that sounds profound but has little support among the vox populi.

Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid were exiting a Fashion Week event in Milan as girls do, suppressing their brat rage to take smiling selfies with adoring teen girls and twinks waiting outside, when in lurched dude in a blue suit trying to make an Italian funny. He yanked Gigi up off the ground from behind, probably for the benefit of some buddy filming nearby. Shades of that annoying Eastern European fuck who likes to run onto red carpets and kiss leading male actors on the lips and pants.

Celebrity culture has come to the saturation sharing point where even the not totally mentally insane now feel a part of some rich L.A. model chick’s life. Stalking used to take time and commitment. Now you can sickly live out fantasies of famous people while at a full-time job eight thousand miles away. All the lines of person and product are blurred. Gigi Hadid is not a girl, she’s a thing. You pick up things for fun. Until security breaks both your arms and pummels you in the nuts and you’re reminded that you were wrong.

_{Photo Credit: AKM-GSI}