Kimberley Garner Isn’t Wearing All That Much

The benefits of women wearing no underwear in public have been well documented in numerous gynecological peer review articles and Penthouse Forum letters through the years. Officially, Kimberley Garner sells bikinis. Similar to how the Corelones imported olive oil.

You flit about St. Tropez looking like this and rent will get covered for you. It’s the oldest profession in the world. If you can get away with calling it consumer merchandising on your LinkedIn profile, all the power to you. The winds pick up onshore in the mid-afternoon. Station yourself accordingly. You’ve got sisters and brothers to cover.

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