Kylie Jenner And Tyga Off to Fuck

Kylie Jenner and her 350 FICO scoring rapper boyfriend headed to their Airbnb apartment in New York to retreat from the hustle and bustle of Fashion Week and get down to the business of pounding. It’s easy for men to imagine being eighteen with a shit ton of money and a sweet Manhattan condo from whence to bang tons of girls. It’s gender equality reassuring to know that rich teen girls can openly choose the same fuck-fest fantasy and only have women’s magazines comment on their designer apparel.

The theme of today may be, where the fuck are the dads of these girls? In Kylie Jenner’s case, her male parent figure isn’t just virtually emasculated, but in a full wig with tits and a slinky dress.

Every dad of daughters has to face that moment when his little girl is grown up and sexually active. It’s your job to ignore that shit. Unless she’s being humped by a baby making older unemployed musician with shitty credit and a penchant for underaged girls. Then it’s your job to get a gun. If you’re a coward, find a guy with a gun. And if you can’t manage that, issue a statement that you’re sickened by your daughter’s whorish behavior and she’s welcome back in your home when she’s cleaned up her act. Though knock first. She shouldn’t have to see you being fucked by one of her exes. 

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