Heidi Klum Cloned

November 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

 

Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume of five other Heidi Klum rode the fine line of narcissim, then jumped it. Each year Heidi Klum hosts a corporate sponsored Halloween party because she wisely doesn’t do shit for free outside of fucking young men. The Germans are a very practical people. Sometimes to an extreme. Klum’s annual costume choice is a secret reveal that excites the shit out of breathless magazine bloogers who refuse to admit it’s silly that anybody above sixth grade put time into their Halloween costume. You have tits now. You don’t need this.

Klum invented a humble brag rationale for her “clones” theme explaining that what with all her successful businesses and jobs and modeling gigs and four children by a couple different men she wishes there were six of her to get everything done. Klum completely ignore the fact that her massive household staff is far cheaper than visiting off the grid cloning labs in South Korea. You can only hope your dopplegangers come out as well as the lady replicating her deceased pet in her lap next to you in the waiting room. Very few things in this world are worth the smell of kimchi and dead poodle.

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