Jennifer Lawrence Will Not Be Underpaid Anymore

Jennifer Lawrence made a huge ass of herself when she was talked into complaining about the gender pay gap by a bunch of less attractive women who understand every actor’s Achilles heal is believing themselves to be halfway intelligent. She made less money on American Hustle than Bradley Cooper. She also worked less days on set, had less lines, was a supporting character, most likely arrived later in the production, and most importantly was more easily replaceable. Bradley Cooper gained 100 pounds for that movie, be honest, you learned your lines in the trailer. 

That nonexistent snub won’t happen in the meantime because Lawrence is fucking Darren Aronofsky, one of the most high profile directors in Hollywood. Think of a rich man’s Michael Bay. But way more poor. But still rich. Except he makes good movies. Also fucks the actresses appearing in them. What are the odds Lawrence hooked up with the new It Boy twice her age? No seriously I want to bet on the odds she’ll be starring in his next four movies. I’m betting the over on all these things. You made more money than Woody Harrelson in the widely acknowledged as terrible Hunger Games movies correct? Why don’t you shut the fuck up for a minute? Or better yet try and direct your own movie and prove why there’s a gender pay gap.