Russell Brand intends to raise his new baby gender neutral, without all those horrid expectations of boys or girls put upon them solely by society. Is that a vagina? No, it’s a social construct. Same reason you can’t throw a spiral. Tackle me and I will cry. No, I’m not a girl. I’m Tom Brady.
Brand and his young girlfriend who aspired to be the baby mama to a drug addicted narcissistic comedian announced the arrival of “Mabel”, though insisted nobody read into the name. Previously, Brand had told anybody who’d listen to him in his unbuttoned shirt:
We don’t know the gender I may not even ever impose a gender upon it, let the child grow up and be the whatever the hell it is, never tell it there is such a concept.
There’s no way to know if this is shameless progressive baiting or Brand truly embraces the idea of ruining the human race by pretending evolution and anthropology are social sciences.
Eventually there will be plentiful government grants and university funding geared toward results that gender is entirely optional. About the same time sea levels have risen two inches and the race either moves across the street from the shore or goes extinct. Until such time, you’re merely using your baby to roll up cheap political points. Congratulations, you’re already a horrible parent.
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