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November 30, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
There’s a win/win and a lose/lose if your parents own an empire. Not much in between. Paris Hilton sucked a dong on camera. That’s a lose. Elon Musk is fucking Amber Heard and thinks he’s really fucking cool.
Obvious lose.
Lapo Elkann is the grandson of the dude who started Fiat. If you should be lucky enough to have this problem, don’t leave money to your kids.
As it turns out, they often end up getting busted with coke while fucking a tranny hooker and faking their own kidnapping.
Honestly, more often than not.
That’s what happened to the Fiat dude, check Netflix for the Koch Brothers.
Hillary might get real weird towards the end too.
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