Bella Hadid Christmas Video Is Simply Adorable

Women’s magazines alone are now able to produce cliche cheesecake shots of women without fear of an enraged hashtag. They provide much needed mitigating context for the sexual objectification of women. That context being, we’re women, we can’t possibly be exploiting other women to sell shit. When we tell young women to cut back to half a cracker, it’s called fashion. Men are the one who want women to starve themselves for selfish purposes. Listen to that gross locker room talk about who scored the super bony anorexic chick last night. Crackle and crunch. Fuck that’s hot.

The same way rappers can drop a million N-bombs and talk about all women being golddigging whores. They’re misogyny and racism is borne of disenfranchisements and suffering. Especially the MCs hailing from white Canadian suburbs. Let’s grease women’s tits up for Christmas, set it to kitschy music, and use the word “cute” and “adorable” to cover. You can’t fool us. Men know exactly what porn looks like. It’s shiny and well lit. 

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