Carla Howe Can’t Stop the Dance

Carla Howe and her twin sister Melissa thought conquering American reality show whore space was as simple as imitating the Kardashian manual. So many have tried and failed down the same rabbit hole. The Jets grabbing the Patriots playbook doesn’t turn them into a Super Bowl team. There’s heart and regimentation and management and a willingness to give up the ass to famous black men who will surely Tweet their plunder. 

The Howe Twins gave it their best shot, culminating in a sex tape that Carla made with Wiz Khalifa that Khalifa refused to allow released once he realized he was to play Ray J in this fucking to be famous plot. Khalifa is already famous. And has other sources of income. Carla Howe was counting on it being her launch plan. Celebrity sex tapes are American Idol for girls who can’t sing. The Twins are back in England where the cold evening air forces you to truly commit to showing off your tits and ditching your underpants for the evening. She’s dropping hints about fucking various famous soccer players. Always black. Don’t change horses midstream, even when drowning. What’s the SIC code for all of this?

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