Elizabeth Turner Okay Dukie

Every rule has an exception. This Guess model is blond with big tubes and she’s also smart. She graduated last year from Duke University, which has been in the news of late or the past fifty years for matriculating an inordinate number of assholes.

Elizabeth Turner seems more likable than every single alumni of that same institution before her. My New Year’s resolution for 2017 is going to be to stop prejudging hot models with big knockers. Everybody deserves to be valued as an individual, after the masturbating, naturally. Elizabeth Turner says if modeling doesn’t work out, she’s returning to school for her Ph.D. It sounds like a bluff. Either way, buy her bras or whatever. Academia works better when it’s unattractive.

_{Photo Credit: Collin Stark}