It was never clear what Jon Gosselin was doing to pay the rent after being booted by his baby mama and reality show in one fell swoop. Kate Gosselin was clearly the brains behind the child slave auction to TLC. She knows where the cash boxes are buried. Jon was the the Lamar, without the NBA pension.
Gosselin turns up from time to time in his boxers behind hedgerows. It’s disconcerting for the neighbors. Also the in-vitro kid pack he created now old enough to Google search. Gosselin’s signaled to reporters he’s now a DJ at a strip club in Atlantic City. He takes great pleasure in his newfound calling:
I’m an integral part of the show. Being part of something is a blessing. Since I joined Senate DJ I’ve felt like I belong to something and I’m not just out there on my own — I feel as if I’m part of a fraternity or brotherhood.
DJ crew for life. Nobody’s got you back like the Albanian asylum seeker punching up April Wine clips on the main stage.
Gosselin’s turned his sights on the next big stage of his career. He’s set to join the cast of the all male stripper revue, “Untamed” as of April. This is what his high school counselors told him would happen if he became the first Korean-American not to do at least some college. The market on pudgy forty year old strippers isn’t strong for women. For men, it’s non existent outside of Kevin Spacey slow jam affairs.
You could run a psych eval on the Jersey housewives stuffing ones into Gosselin’s jock and correlate to closet LaRouche voters. But why ruin the fun. Everybody needs a place to belong.
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