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J-Lo Introduces A-Rod To Mother

April 4, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez, 47, and Alex Rodriguez, 41, have officially taken their middle-aged romance to the next level. The former pop star introduced the disgraced baseball player to her mother, Guadalupe Rodriguez. The three took a fame whoring walk for whatever paps still care about celebrities with pockets full of Werther’s Originals. Now that A-Rod is off his anti-aging drugs he’s turning into a deflated Dwayne Johnson. Or an inflated Screech. J-Lo is left with the douchy remains of A-Rod’s former flings including Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, WWE Wrestlers, and a descending line of women mistaken as men from behind. Also, from the front.

The trio went “sightseeing” in New York City. You have to applaud something so shameless that it makes Kylie Jenner not look like a prostitute. That takes effort. J-Lo needs to milk her relationships for all they’re worth before she turns into her mom. A-Rod’s the winner in this relationship as of now because J-Lo still looks bangable as fuck while not a single person can name something appealing about him personally. Outside of his money, which Lopez does not need.

Dating when you’re older is great because you always have something in common with your girlfriend’s parents. They’re no longer judging you, they’re wondering if maybe you’d date them next. Quick, selfies on the top of the Empire State Building. We’ve both only been living in New York since the 70’s.

Photo credit: Splash News

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