Jill Cummins Maybe Should Lay Low

Signs your creepy school teacher husband may be banging his troubled fifteen year old student. You’ve had to warn him that he’s becoming too close to the girl and people might get the wrong impression. Also, he’s just backfilled a prescription for Cialis and you two haven’t had sex since Bush I.

Nobody has media access to Tennessee teacher Tad Cummins since he bolted for the coast with fifteen year old Elizabeth Thomas for a consensual, yet statutory rape vacay. That’s left admin assistant wife Jill Cummins forced to fill the tabloid verticals. Somebody should probably tell het to say no to interviews. She’s likely in shock. Also, not too quick. 

Inside Edition got to Jill Cummins and edged her into a quote about how maybe the fifteen year old is slightly to blame in her husband’s raping road trip extravaganza:

“I feel slightly betrayed by her because she knew me. I don’t really want to talk to her. It’s not the right time. Maybe one day. A lot of women go through their husbands having affairs and they don’t have the support of the nation but I do and that’s a blessing in this.”

Daughter Ashley Cummins also stands by her dad, claiming he was “the definition of a good father.” She plans on visiting him in prison. Jill Cummins filed from divorce from her husband, but notes she still has love for him, merely not for what he did. There’s no reason in particular to stereotype the Bible Belt, but if you were so inclined, this would be the time.

By some quirk of human nature, people are inclined to paint others who do horrible things in a surprisingly friendly light. Neighbors of terrorists always describe them as quiet, but friendly. Murderers’ coworkers can’t believe he would ever do such a thing because he always brought bagels. Daughter’s think their hopped up on Cialis young teen fucking dads are the definition of a good father. Wife’s blame the girls.

You want to get on the right team here. Nobody else in the country remembers that amazing dad daughter fishing trip when you were nine or that time he sat by your bedside when you had gastric bypass surgery. They only know rape road trip and that shitty goatee. Call him a monster, talk about the horrible things he did to you. Remember that time you burned his toast? He was nearly violent. Get out in front of this. Dottie Sandusky lost her weekly bridge game. Don’t be next.