There are two types of body positive preachers on social media. Inordinate tubs of goo desperately hoping their social acceptance campaign will catch on. And hot models pretending to be one of the normals so maybe they might coax one genuine female like out of four million followers.
Lottie Moss, Kate Moss’ much younger half-sister, posted a candid photo of her bikini clad ass on a Greek island vacation. She used the bikini shot as an opening for a speech on self-acceptance.
‘We may not all love our figure, we all have imperfections but I have learnt to love mine, I don’t have a small bum or huge boobs but I’m happy that way. And for any girls out there that think they need to photoshop pictures or adjust things about themselves in an unsafe way need to know that nobody is perfect. And although you go on Instagram and see loads of pictures of models that look amazing, I can tell you now it takes a lot of pictures, nice lighting, a flattering outfit, hair and makeup, etc to do so! #loveyourself’
If your natural ass merits you a life of sex with your boyfriend in Mediterranean resorts, assume it’s the exact right amount of imperfection. Are you certain you’re within two standard deviations of corpulent housewifes?
Still waiting for Steph Curry to remind us pickup game mediocre types how he too often misses wide open twelve footers. Self-acceptance is a wonderful thing. Though a distant second best to actual acceptance. Both well behind being born with fuckable looks.
Photo Credit: @lottiemossxo / Instagram