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Porn Star Molly Cavalli Chomped by Shark (VIDEO)

May 8, 2017 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

 

When testing out a new shark proof snorkel cage, a cam girl makes perfect sense. Lively, entertaining, quick on her feet in response to Russ47 from Cliffside who loves black dildos. 

Adult chat company Camsoda dropped cam girl Molly Cavalli into the deep blue in a shark cage they were co-promoting along with their online sex cams. Trust that there’s a marketing study that shows dudes who pay chicks to ass fuck themselves on live stream also buy shark cages. Conversely, if you know a guy who recently bought a shark cage, don’t shake his hand. 

Everything was going smoothly until the porn chick with zero experience diving with sharks proved herself to be shaky in the cage. There was no way to predict that outcome. Camsoda VP DarRen Press, which can’t possibly be a real name, issued a statement to counter the bad press of being noticeably 0 for 1 on sex workers in the shark cage business:

“Our intention was to have Molly quickly dive into the shark cage with the camera and begin broadcasting as lemon sharks circled nearby. From what we gathered, lemon sharks are predominantly docile and relatively harmless. During the broadcast, a shark approached the cage which made Molly nervous. She swam up to the surface as the shark approached. Her foot rose above the protective net and was bitten.”

What can you do with that one, future civil law suit jury? The chick blew the scene. Though bear in mind, this is why only Tom Cruise does his own stunts in Hollywood, and even he wouldn’t do shark cage.

Cavalli took the sizable laceration in her ankle in stride:

“Thanks for your well wishes guys. I’m totally fine. It’s not as bad as it seems. Im healing quickly. It was still an amazing experience. Much love to my @camsoda team for taking good care of me.”

This makes you want to hire porn stars for every job you have. They’re reflexively programmed not to complain. They approach every task with a super upbeat attitude, until the suicide at twenty-four. For the record, predominantly docile implies some are not docile. 

 

Photo Credit: @iammollyxoxo / Instagram

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