If you knew Corey Feldman had a musical touring act, you Google activities in my area filter is broader than most. Feldman still does this weird ode to child actor pedophilia by homaging 80’s Michael Jackson for his shows. You never forget your first love.
At some point during his Shank Hall performance, Feldman whacked himself in the face with the microphone and a tooth went flying. Unclear if it was a real tooth or an implant. Ask the person who got hit in the face with it if they could feel the difference.
Feldman exited the stage mid-song to check out his damaged grill. Since his missing tooth is worth more in replacement value than his gig fee, Feldman returned to spend several minutes hard target searching the stage for his detached incisor.
“I smashed myself in the face and my tooth came out. We’re gonna try to find it.”
Very rock and roll. If it weren’t a tooth.
Standing at a Corey Feldman concert in Milwaukee while Feldman circles the stage looking for a cap he knocked out accidentally seems like as good a time as any for self-reflection. How did I get here? Milwaukee or Corey Feldman concert.
Photo credit: Milwaukee Record