Jessica Biel Dumping and Serena Williams Pumping on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #91

I’d like to think the wrath of Khan approach we take to the celebrity and media elites is purely based on largest asshole in the scopes to slightly less largest asshole and so on. We do seem to be ripping on Privileged White Women quite a bit. I’m trying to assess if this is some internal misogyny I don’t know about yet wouldn’t entire bug me, or if it’s simply the fact that this particular demographic is aligned with coverage to force themselves into the daily headlines with their narcissism masked as social mission statements. As always, the real answer is probably in the middle.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we answer Shonda Rimes question as to why nobody took her seriously when she was super fat, crush the religion that is Serena Williams idolatry, defecate on the Fearless Girl championship rings, Matt tries to but fails to apologize to Amber Heard, examine why Jessica Biel can’t stage a proper struggling working mom photo, and determine that nobody wants to host an end of Ramadan dinner for a bunch of dudes who haven’t had sex in a month. All the news that’s fit to print.

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