Naked Chick Boxes Cops For The Gram

The dark side of Instagram has become a festering breeding ground for the intellectually devoid, delinquents, and wannabes. It’s also a visual vending machine for those who label themselves as entrepreneurial eye candy. These days follower counts are directly correlated with self-esteem. It’s NBA Finals game seven pressure when the numbers start to drop. Do something crazy. Or check yourself into skid row with the rest of the irrelevant self-proclaimed models. Evolve or die a thousand social media deaths. Brissa Dominguez did just that. Bay Area baddie channeled her inner Mike Tyson while on holiday in Florida. 

Police were called to Edge Hotel in Clearwater, Florida after reports of a disturbance at around 4.30am on Wednesday.Upon arrival they found a naked Brissa Dominguez. Dominguez is accused of attempting to bite and spit on the officers… Eventually she was arrested and charged with trespassing, resisting an officer with violence, and battery on a law enforcement officer. She posted a $10,000 bond and walked from jail.

Which guy called the police on this wonderful young woman? I like my women a little rough at 4:30 in the morning. Maybe the couple just wanted a pair of cuffs from the officers because Spencer’s doesn’t open until 10. This all sounds like a huge misunderstanding. It’s good to know she was able to post bail. Her Instagram says her profession is public figure. So I guess that’s what they’re calling themselves these days. Political correctness has found its way everywhere I guess. Noted. When a woman gets forcibly removed from a hotel at 4:30 am by police, definitely just a public figure. 

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