New 18% Tax For Being The Wrong Gender

In another episode of vegans ruin everything, a cafe has decided to take social injustice into their own hands. Feminist are still riding the gender pay gap wave. They still won’t pick up a high paying trade. Or invest in risky manual labor. Feminists feel that because their attempt to monetize the millionth lifestyle blog in an oversaturated online market failed. There’s a gender pay gap. There’s only so many minutes in a day for other confused women to read your opinions on what to do when your boyfriend keeps asking for a money shot. One way to get ahead, impose a tax on men. 

A new vegan cafe named Handsome Her opened in a suburb of Melbourne. They posted their house rules on a chalkboard: women have priority seating, men pay an 18% tax, and respect goes both ways.The owner of Handsome Her, Alexandra O’Brien, has posted to Facebook that the notoriety of the tax has been a mixed blessing: they’ve gotten an overwhelming amount of in-person support at the cafe, even from men driving some distance to pay the tax

A vegan cafe in Melbourne, Australia is charging any man wishing to patronize their business 18% tax. Just for having a penis. The name of the restaurant is Handsome Her. If that doesn’t invoke imagery of women who were forced into lesbianism due to unattractiveness I don’t know what will. Obviously, this is just a ploy to keep men out from their establishment. And yet whenever men know that women are around, drawn in by discounts, they inevitably show up.  Ladies night. What’s going on Australia? White knights and the walking contradictions that are male feminists will come in hordes. Not because they care about a pay gap, but desperate men and desperate women are a match made in heaven.