Youtube Threesome Gets the Followers

YouTube celebrities still don’t classify as stars. But that hasn’t stopped them from acting like it. With millions of views, the easily influenced that watch Youtubers feel like being a celebrity themselves is right within reach. Mostly because 90% of Youtubers are very average individuals. YouTube fandom is more like subscribing to a cult than being an actual fan. Watch a regular person live daily life and record 80% of their day? Creepy. If you’re normal, chances are you’ve never heard of Lena Nersesian. She has a surgically enhanced body and internet connection. So naturally, she’s amassed enough self-confidence from strange men trying to sleep with her to start a YouTube channel. The channel lacks any type of substance and is full of overinflated self-worth. So what else to do when out of ideas and reaching for relevancy? Hold interviews for a threesome. 

Her boyfriend looks like something Tumblr shit out of a computer screen a la The Ring movie entrance. A real hardcore broham with too many tattoos that suggest possible entry level overnight employment in underpaid manual labor. Like any good cult leader couple, they selected another soul to have sex at the same time with from Twitter. Taylor White. The girl selected basically looked like it was for promotion of her social media accounts. So not only can you suck your way to the top, you can also munch rug on the way there too. I’m just waiting until people start tattooing their social media account usernames on their body. Tramp stamps with follow me @ will start to trend soon, I promise.  

See their sex tape here.

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