For her husband Eric Johnson’s 38th birthday Jessica decided to suffocate any inhibitions that come along with her elderly age and channel the spirit of a sorority slut. Naughty Simpson purposely exposed cheek and gave her Instagram followers the up-skirt that beats any selfie her face could offer. We finally got a decent glimpse at what she was hiding under the Daisy Dukes. Too bad this isn’t 10 years ago.
Simpson, 37, shared a picture of herself with her husband that’s almost not suitable for work. In the snap, Simpson’s husband can be seen double-fisting two pints of foamy beer as she is bent over in front of him, flashing her panties and butt cheeks to the camera. “38 IS GREAT,” Simpson captioned the photo, adding the suggestive hashtag, “#IAMSOHOTFORYOU”
Not ever has any of my friends offered to show me their wife’s ass in honor of their birthday. But maybe Eric Johnson is a better man than most. And he understands that sharing is caring. But sometimes it’s also cucking because the photo almost looks like something you would find under the miscellaneous encounters hyperlink. But Eric has two beers in his hands and reassured the world that there’s nothing wrong with a little birthday butt. That or he’s really drunk and told the cameraman to take the picture anyway. Cheers to taking a photo your kids will need therapy for later on in life.
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