Bella Hadid Gifts Paps Roses For V-Day For Self-Awareness

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

Someone’s looking for love in all the right places. Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid has been oddly caught up with her self-awareness updates over the past year. In September of 2017 she defended a pap smear against her own bodyguard, and on Valentine’s Day she gifted the photographic artists with roses outside of Mr. Chow in New York City. Sure she paid them to be there in the first place, but it’s a nice gesture. If anyone has as little to live for as I do it’s the paps, and the novelty of a sex robot actually being able to hold a flower and hand it to me in an attempt to mimic the humanoid characteristic of compassion would really tickle me. But then again I think the talking trash can at Disney World is cool. And really, what’s the difference.

Anyway, the only thing separating Hadid from a Roomba is the media’s obsession with her, and considering all the actually attractive models out there, her success definitely can’t be attributed to looks alone. I mean. Whereas most celebs dismiss the paps as a hindrance to their lifestyle, Hadid understands that her lifestyle is afforded by unrelenting and definitely undeserved media attention. Any sort of backlash against the paps might make people wonder why we care about a random daughter of a D-list reality star in the first place, so it’s smart for Hadid to just keep feeding the meter. And she of course posed for photographers to capture her giving roses to photographers. We know that Hadid’s crafty fame ho updates have been successfully installed as well, and if she makes a couple of sad schmuck’s days, she’s more of a human than 90% of celebrities. Fuck. I cannot start liking Bella Hadid.


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