Blac Chyna’s Leaked Sex Tape Scoring Low On Rotten Tomatoes

February 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments

I’m having a hard time believing that Blac Chyna, a stripper who has been on video with a beer bottle in her butt, is so appalled over a leaked sex tape that she needs an official investigation until a perp is apprehended. I’m hoping the only one that ends up in cuffs is Blac Chyna. And not for kink purposes like she’s accustomed to. This time I hope it’s for lying to the authorities. There’s no doubt in my mind that she leaked her own sex tape and since no one was impressed by her oral abilities she’s going to play the victim. You would think that someone so closely following in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian could fellate a phallus in a manner that didn’t replicate a female’s first time ever performing oral.

A sex tape Blac Chyna made — with an unknown guy — has leaked online, but it doesn’t appear she has anything to do with it, and she wants cops to track down whoever posted it.

The video shows Chyna performing oral sex on the mystery man. His face is never shown, but you can hear his voice. Chyna’s face is very clear when it’s not being hidden by … y’know … genitalia. The 1 minute, 23 seconds-long clip was first posted early Monday morning by an anonymous Twitter account, and appears to have been shot by the guy.

Sex tapes like Blac Chyna’s are the reason why porn sites added the ability to rate and comment on videos. No one wants to waste their time. If there is a god there won’t be a second leak sex tape sequel. By comparison, Chyna’s sorry suck job makes Kim’s and Paris’ films look like they were secretly directed by David Lynch. If that was the quality of oral sex Rob received in return for spoiling a stripper with expensive vehicles and gifts it’s no surprise why he was so depressed.

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