Christina Aguilera, Courtney Stodden, Or Random Hooker?

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

I wanted to set you guys up with something really special and hot before the weekend but then I saw this and thought you might actually want to see a 90’s cum storage facility in a bathtub. Did I guess correctly? Actually, Christina Aguilera always struck me as someone who had about as much pizzazz as Mandy Moore spread over whole grain bread, and just needed a schtick, so she told people to rub her lady jizz out of her hole in Genie and a Bottle and then just turned herself into a full-blown landfill¬†inferno for her Dirty years. A wannabe 90’s cum storage facility.

Aguilera is now a hundred-and-two-years-old but isn’t letting old age get in the way of her dated and irrelevant brand. I actually saw her perform at Jazz Fest and she sounded okay, but her skill set pretty much stops there, because these modeling pics borderline make Bella Thorne not look like a human diaphragm when she takes to the bathtub. Of course this could also just be Courtney Stodden’s baby pics or a random hooker. Whatever the case, you honestly should probably never look at them ever.

See the NSFW-ish pics HERE

Photo Credit: Instagram

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