Have you ever wondered why sometimes it’s so hard to get laid when some women will have sex with just about anyone or anything. Where are these same women during the weekend in your time of need? A Florida woman, Noorul Mahjabeen Hassan, went on This Morning and disrupted everyone’s day to tell the world she wants to do dirty things to her Tetris video game. I use the word “woman” loosely when describing her because after seeing what she looks like I can see why she chooses to have sex with a video game. Her appearance doesn’t allow for many options that involve sexual contact with other humans. I’d seriously consider sticking my manhood into a blender while sober before sticking it into this chick completely inebriated.
Frankly I’m pretty fed up with talk shows giving the socially awkward superstars of society their moment to shine. People aren’t even allowed on talk shows anymore unless they have something absolutely crazy to say. British programming has always been the biggest offenders when it comes to inviting the completely insane on TV and attempting to rationalize their point of view. I’d be in a perpetual state of utter outraged over this ludicrous interview if Holly Willoughby wasn’t so hot.
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