After almost eight years I’m still trying to figure out why Janelle Monae’s name was featured on Fun.’s We Are Young single but now there are bigger fish to fry when it comes to this mysterious lady of a million hairdos that signal any offer of penetration by any man is no longer welcome. Her sexuality has always been just as questionable as the nature of her true gender. She’s attractive if you’re into women who look like Thailand ladyboys. She’s pint size and may just be hiding a penis. But instead of leaving all of us on a perpetual cliffhanger about who makes her hard or moist, she did confirm that’s she’s pansexual. Which is the term for basically a person taking whatever they can get sexually and are willing to sleep with anything that shows a reciprocal interest.
“Being a queer black woman in America, someone who has been in relationships with both men and women — I consider myself to be a free-ass motherf—ker,” she told Rolling Stone in a revealing interview. The songstress, 32, whose latest album, “Dirty Computer,” comes out Friday, said she initially identified as bisexual, but after further research, settled on pansexual. It’s defined as being attracted to all kinds of people not based on gender identity or sexual orientation.
“But then later I read about pansexuality and was like, ‘Oh, these are things that I identify with too.’ I’m open to learning more about who I am,” she added. For years, whenever the Kansas City native was asked about her dating life, Monae would say, “I only date androids.”
Janelle is what all individuals of victimhood aspire to be. She’s black, a woman, and gay. It doesn’t get much better than that. She’s a made woman and theoretically untouchable since she’s in so many protected classes all at the same time. One woman shouldn’t be allowed to wield all that power. Imagine attempting to argue a dissenting opinion on any issue with her to only be labeled a racist, sexist, misogynistic homophobe. Fatality finisher. She’d win every debate if she ran for president. 2020 is looking like the year of zoot suits with oversized bow ties, pin up girl hairstyles, and free finger waves for all.
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