Nobody Lily-Rose Depp Teen Pasty Party

June 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

 

The fact that we live in a world where anyone gives a shit about Lily-Rose Depp is truly a testament to the power of teen tits. This is not something anyone should necessarily be proud of, but I do have access to Google Analytics, and you wouldn’t believe how many ways one can type out “eighteen” when searching for barely legal chicks. “18.” “8teen.” “Children.” The list goes on. And yet I still believe in the human race.

Anyway, the nineteen-year-old Depp will turn twenty next May, so she mostly has less than a year of relevancy left in her. The genetic product of Johnny Depp and that woman with the teeth shows off her tits all the damn time in any publication that will have her, and most recently can be found on the pages of the July issue of Vogue Russia. A country known for its fashion. Depp continues her trademark of looking like a random average-looking college girl who happens to put out a lot, and the folks at Vogue Russia dress her as such.

Our readiness to elevate celeb offspring to the same celeb status as their parents should really be examined. Think about it. The Willis sisters. Willow and Jaden Smith. Brooklyn Beckham. Eric Trump. Anyone particularly wowed here? Unfortunately we live in a time when aging celeb parents rely on the jankety yet youthful genetic copies of themselves as much as said copies rely on the fame of their parents for Insta followers – a symbiotic relationship that ensures we’ll know of countless nobodies for years to come. Here’s Depp. At least she’s got those tits.

 

 

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