Nothing says Stable Mabel like making rapid-fire life decisions with a recovering addict, which is why everyone should be unwaveringly happy for Ariana Grande, and should definitely encourage her to go even faster and further with her relationship with Pete Davidson. The newly-engaged celeb duo is sparing no expense in celebrating their half-week-iversary – laying down $16 million dollars for their first and last place together in New York City.
They also recently revealed matching tattoos spelling out “H2GKMO.” Now get this for adorable. H2GKMO is an acronym for “Honest to God knock me out” – a phrase she claims to say “300 times a day.” Cuteness overload. And definitely a great decision too. All of these are great decisions. Live your truth Ariana. Don’t listen to the h8ers. He’ll be Bobby, you’ll be Whitney.
Any rational person would be skeptical of Grande’s whirlwind romance with Pete Davidson, especially considering that she has been very open about feeling vulnerable and traumatized in the wake of the Manchester bombing. Davidson is like a lech cleaning up at a funeral, but the media is so starved for celeb romances – no matter the context – that they’ve giving this relationship the stamp of approval. And now we’re doing the same. Grande and Davidson are posting dozens of videos of their time together, which is a great way to know that a couple is secure in their romance.
One would think Grande would have a rational and caring presence in her life to tell her that her new motto “Life is short, so sleep with someone who looks like a vampire” in the wake of the bombings doesn’t hold up over time. But that presence isn’t there. So go for broke Grande. Don’t sign a prenup. Get pregnant. Basically do whatever’s going to give us the best headlines when you break up in a month.
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