Mila Kunis Admits Fault For Break-Up With Macauley Culkin

July 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments

Imagine dodging a bullet instead of biting it, and then being hard on yourself later in life because it eventually led to a better path as far as men are concerned. Mila Kunis wants all the blame for the Macauley Culkin break up. This is news to me because I was almost certain Culkin was a homosexual. If I was Mila, I wouldn’t even bring Macauley up in any conversation outside of one with myself happening in the privacy of my own mind. Or mention to anyone that I had a “thing” for the boy whose backdoor rented out its residency to Michael Jackson’s genitalia. Just sweep those nine years under the rug like everyone else with a not so pleasant past. And at the very least, she can skip out on the honesty part by admitting she was the problem in the relationship. Anyone’s stock in their self-worth is subject to drop by 70% percent as soon as they come to terms with not being worthy of being loved by Paris Jackson’s pet.

Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin were together from 2002 to 2011, starting when he was 21 and she was 18.

When Mila’s publicist announced they were over, they said the “split was amicable, and they remain close friends.” Except it wasn’t. People says that Mila talked about the breakup during an appearance on Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert podcast, and she admitted she was the problem.

“[It was] a horrible, horrible breakup. I fucked up. I was an ass in my 20s and I’ll be the first to admit it. And that’s something that took me a long time to come out and be like, ‘Yeah, you know what, I was a dick,’ and accept it and I own it now. And it’s fucked up what I did. It’s fucked up what I did and it’s fucked up how I did it. When I got to be a single I said, ‘I just need to figure myself out.’ I genuinely need to know why I did what I did, and, like, regroup myself as a human being.”

Dax asked Mila if she’s forgiven herself, and she replied that she thinks enough time has passed that all mutual friends have “forgiven everybody” for what happened.

I’m not saying Ashton Kutcher is a catch but at least he’s not painting his nails and looking to get high off of everything within arm’s reach. Mila kept herself somewhat together while Macauley unraveled. She doesn’t have to apologize because she’s always been the girl all the guys wanted. According to the unwritten rules in this world, hot women do nothing wrong. She was extremely attractive in the earlier years of her career and always looked to be out of the league of someone like Culkin. He’s always been a human vampire shut-in subsisting on meth and the aborted fetuses found in the dumpster of the local Planned Parenthood. So I’m more curious as to how these two met versus how it all ended.

Photo Credit: Mila Kunis from Getty Images / Splash News / Instagram 

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