September 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments
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Selena Gomez’s tits are growing at an alarming rate. Since in about a year she’ll be relegated to carting them around in a wheelbarrow, and her tit veins will look like ropes tethering two hot air balloons, we might as well enjoy them now.
This is definitely the attitude that seems to have been adopted by Whora the Explorer Gomez herself, who appears tittier and veinier and lupusier than ever in a new Instagram post. It’s already garnered 10.5 million likes from Gomez’s loyal bot followers, making it the fifteenth most liked Instagram post of all time. Everyone knows bots are horny for veiny whore tits.
Since the two pics comprising the post redefine basic, and have been snapped by pretty much every chick who includes “dance like nobody’s watching” in her Tinder profiles, and who knows her way around the Old Navy Fourth of July sale, and who’s been molested at Myrtle Beach, the artistry isn’t what’s attracting the likes. It’s the nasty porn udders. I’m really starting to fall for this girl. Hey Selena, you + me = lupUS.
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