James Corden Asks Jon Hamm About Infamous Penis Size

October 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments


Our childhoods are imbued with the idea that you can’t judge a book by its cover. So much so that few of us ever stop and think that maybe, you can. The way someone appears and acts is pretty damn indicative of who he is as a person. Even, let’s say, someone otherwise normal left covered in scars from a third-degree burn. He would still dress normally, and act normally, and would overall tell the story of a normal man who suffered a painful accident. Once as a kid at Disney World I saw a man missing an ear – a fact made explicit to the universe because his hair was pulled back in a ponytail. He was a degenerate freak. But if he attempted to cover the gaping hole in the side of his head with his hair, or a hat, there’s a chance he could have been normal. Ish. And other examples that don’t have to do with disfigured people. You know?

All of this brings us to the fact that James Corden is a raging homosexual. Allegedly. He’s like Jiminy Glick on estrogen, and the fact that no one seems to be calling him out on his closet case antics is annoying. Especially as a henchman to the woke, the media should be pressuring him to come out of the closet to bolster the confidence of other pandering overweight idiots. During a segment called Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts on The Late Show With James Corden, he asked panty-melter Jon Hamm to disclose the size of his much-discussed “Hammaconda” dick. If he asked the same question to a woman, this would be #MeToo fodder. “Massive” – Lady Gaga.

Jon, there’s been a lot of talk online about what people refer to as The Hammaconda. Show me with your hands, how big The Hammaconda really is. My mum’s in the audience. She only came because she wants to find out how big The Hammaconda is!

“My mum.” Right. My horny pussy. Jon decided to fill his guts instead of spilling them. Cordon was hoping Hamm would spill his nuts. Basically, no straight man is going to ask an actor to describe the size of his penis, and while I normally wouldn’t care, Corden’s thirst bucketry antic hinge on his blatant homosexuality. We pressure celebs like Hugh “Jack-off-a-man” Jackman to come out of the closet. Meanwhile Corden is thrashing around like a gay orangutan on club drugs, and no one is saying anything about it. Forget not judging a book by its cover. Let’s call a spade a spade.

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