Who’d You Rather: Selena Gomez Or Ariana Grande

October 24, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

 

America-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande and Whorea The Explorer Selena Gomez are both united in the facts that they are each huge on social media, chart-topping singers, hot, emotionally screwed, and have been balls-deep dicked by skeezy dong. The last two facts being very related. Whether you believe getting banged by their respective celeb scarecrow exes ( with Grande’s being Pete Davidson and Gomez’s being Justin Bieber) makes them tainted or simply worn in depends on your taste in chicks. I want mine to be like comfy used baseball gloves. Broken in. And in these chick’s cases, just plain broken.

Lupus does a body good, and Selena Gomez has been looking her porn star best recently. She’s proven herself to be legitimately crazy, which is a breath of fresh vag compared to the hard-sell Demi Lovato allegedly heroin-fueled breakdown coinciding with her single “Sober.” If I ever feature Demi Lovato in a Who’d You Rather, it means all women have died except for Demi Lovato.

Ariana Grande hates America, but a girl who licks donuts in public and gets shredded by an ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire’s huge greasy dick will do pretty much anything. There’s something about Gomez’s big hot lupus tits that’s doing it for me recently, but Grande has a super tight bod, and at three inches tall, can live lavishly in a Polly Pocket house. A nice meal out would just be the price of a single Corn Flake. So, who’d you rather?

 

 

 

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