When I first read this, I briefly mistook alliterate for illiterate, and thought for one glorious moment that Meghan Markle was mentally handicapped. Turns out, it was I who was the handicapped one. Anyway this Blind Item could only really be one person, so it’s not so much about guessing as it is about that fact that Meghan Markle might be a huge bitch. Have fun with that for the rest of your life Harry.
Apparently the alliterate royal is going full on diva and lucky for us complains to her friends that she doesn’t get enough respect and that she only wants to go to the fun events. She is convinced everyone of the staff hates her. They probably do. It wouldn’t shock me if they end up moving to a different country for a couple of years. She is going to ask. She would love to live in Canada for a few years.
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