Anne Hathaway Not Drinking For 18 Years Because She Was Hungover With Son

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

 

Hating on Anne Hathaway is very 2000’s, and frankly she’s not at the level of stardom anymore that warrants much attention, good or bad. But Anne hathaway with coming across as an elitist condescending bag of bitch, and recently told Ellen that she’s done with booze for the next eighteen years. She wants to abstain from drinking while her son is in the house. He’s currently two. Meaning she expects him to stick around his stuck up sober mom when he’s twenty. As a celeb offspring, the chances of him lethally overdosing when he’s fourteen are high, so maybe Anne will be able to adjust her no-booze timeline accordingly.

Hathaway’s come-to-Jesus moment happened when she walked her kid to school while slightly hungover. Basically Requiem for a Dream. Anne, you’re spiraling. An extra glass of white wine in the evening? What a shitty fucking mom:

I quit drinking back in October, for 18 years. I’m going to stop drinking while my son is in my house just because I don’t totally love the way I do it and he’s getting to an age where he really does need me all the time in the morning. I did one school run one day where I dropped him off at school, I wasn’t driving, but I was hungover and that was enough for me. I didn’t love that one.

Publically self-flagellating oneself for extremely minor ethical infractions is Bag of Bitch 101 material. It’s telling the parents who drunk drive their kids to school that they’re not good enough. Less than. That’s called mommy shaming. This is 2019, Anne, and it’s not okay. The only silver lining here is that it seems like Anne hates herself as much as we do. Alcoholic piece of shit.

 

Photo Credit: Ellen

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