Demi Lovato Dating Again
January 6, 2019 |
Elliot Wolf |
Demi Lovato is ready to change her single status on social media to “it’s complicated.” New year, new her, new drugs, and a new man to share them with. Recently released from rehab and a relationship with her entry level smack dealer, Lovato wants to overdose on love in 2019. Hopefully whatever comes from giving hand jobs to the Great Value version of George Michael will pump out a better single than Sober. Between the Pete Davidson platinum blonde hair and his profession as a clothing designer, she’s lucky her new lover Henri Levy was willing to pretend to like women for this obvious PR stunt. Couldn’t she find someone a little more convincing? Because if he’s into women I’m Ernest Hemingway.
Demi Lovato and her beau Henri Levy have made their fling social media official. Lovato fan accounts captured a video allegedly uploaded onto Levy’s Instagram Story. His profile is set to private. In the video, the “Confident” singer smiles at the camera and puckers her lips at the fashion designer. Levy leans in, wraps his arm around her and gives her a big kiss on the lips. The two of them then look back at the camera and smile.
So who is this guy Henri who has won Demi’s affections? Heavy says that they met in rehab a couple of years ago and have been attending AA meetings together. He founded a clothing label called Enfants Riches Déprimés that sells faux punk gear at premium cost, with t-shirts around the $300 mark and leather jackets upwards of $7,000.
Levy’s designs have elicited controversy over the years, particularly the shirts that bear slogans like “My Nazi parents” and shirts that featured Mickey Mouse emblazoned with a swastika having sexual intercourse with Minnie Mouse after presumably giving her a black eye. Levy also caused controversy when he sold a $7,000 cashmere noose. “If you were going to kill yourself, wouldn’t you want to do it with a $7,000 cashmere noose?” he explained to The Guardian in 2016.
Henri sounds like a non-talented douche. And Demi is a non-talented douchette. I approve of this relationship. Together they can share memories and needles. One day they’ll smile thinking about that one time they both didn’t bring any cash on the yellow brick road that led to their dealer’s house, and the dealer offered them the option to pay in fellatio and Henri was like “relax babe, I got this, a true gentleman never goes dutch with his lady.”
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