Mel B has enlisted the help of a super hoover semen stain remover to clean up the murder scene in her vagina. Any day is a good day when a woman can remove the caution tape from her clitoris. Just don’t be the guy responsible for holding the UV light making sure that she didn’t miss a spot. I’m not sure what the pay rate for that position would be, but whatever it is, it will always count as underpaid when it’s Mel B’s cave that needs exploring.
Spice Girl Mel B recently revealed that she had the inside of her vagina “scraped” to get rid of all traces of her ex-husband, Stephen Belafonte. If that term makes you clench your legs, you’re not alone. Now, ob-gyns everywhere are taking to the internet to tell women to never, ever have their vagina scraped.
In an interview with The Guardian to promote her new memoir, Brutally Honest, Mel B said, “They scraped the inside of my vagina and put new tissue in. It’s almost like a rape victim would do—essentially, you want to scrub yourself clean.” In her memoir, Brown claims Belafonte abused her both physically and mentally throughout their 10-year marriage.
She later gave more details on the procedure. On singer Jessie Ware’s podcast, Table Manners, Brown explained that vaginal scraping is similar to vaginal rejuvenation, a risky technique that uses a laser device to destroy and reshape vaginal tissue with the goal of making the vagina smaller.
Mel’s hate for her ex-husband must run deep if she’s deep cleaning her snatch just out of spite, and not for you know, health reasons. You would think that after all the drug fueled threesomes with whatever had a working pulse she would eventually get around to soaking herself in some bathwater full of heavy duty industrial cleaner. If the hatred of a man was her only motivation to finally cleanse the minge, I don’t see much hope for her in the future. Sure it’ll be smaller for the moment, but with the way that woman tosses sausages in her snack box it’s bound to get stretched out and filthy all over again.
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